Spirit Animal #3: Hayley SmithHayley Smith:   Hello? Roger the Alien:   Hayley? Roger. Got a sec? Hayley Smith:    Roger? Woah! Is this one of those Twilight Zone phones where I can  talk to the dead, but only with horrible, ironic consequences? Roger the Alien:   Oh, right, it’s past noon, you’re already high.
If there was ever a cartoon character that made me wonder if Seth MacFarlane was stalking me and my family, this would be it. (Tho, in fairness, there’s a fair amount of Roger floating around this mind too.) Across the series, Hayley’s storylines typically involve her liberal beliefs affronting her father’s extremely conservative views, and her on-again-off-again relationship with boyfriend Jeff Fischer.
[And everything else]

Spirit Animal #3: Hayley Smith
Hayley Smith: Hello?
Roger the Alien: Hayley? Roger. Got a sec?
Hayley Smith: Roger? Woah! Is this one of those Twilight Zone phones where I can talk to the dead, but only with horrible, ironic consequences?
Roger the Alien: Oh, right, it’s past noon, you’re already high.

If there was ever a cartoon character that made me wonder if Seth MacFarlane was stalking me and my family, this would be it. (Tho, in fairness, there’s a fair amount of Roger floating around this mind too.) Across the series, Hayley’s storylines typically involve her liberal beliefs affronting her father’s extremely conservative views, and her on-again-off-again relationship with boyfriend Jeff Fischer.

[And everything else]


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